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Eating fries and watching South Park

February 12th, 2007 (09:57 pm)

For all of your informational enjoyment, I'm posting to inform that I won't be having much in the way of internet access for an indeterminate amount of time. So, for those of you who are accustomed to contacting me through e-mail or aim, the phone would probably be a better plan if you have any need for me to get back to you in a timely manner. Otherwise, carry on, cheerio, pip pip, and all that.

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4Chan has consumed me, I have consumed potato chips

January 17th, 2007 (10:21 pm)
full

in the brain: full
in the ears: Paul Robeson - Gloomy Sunday

After weeks and weeks of having no appetite whatsoever, to the point where I may need to go buy some smaller clothing so that my pants don't fall off, I'm sitting here eating mini sandwiches made of cherry chocolate ice cream and Ruffles. I am stone-cold sober. They are the best thing I've tasted all month.

What in god's name is wrong with me?

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My recent life . . .

December 24th, 2006 (12:16 am)
crushed

in the brain: booga booga booga
in the ears: The Black Heart Procession - Blue Tears

. . . as told through random internet pictures.







Also, kittens in mugs.





Gah.

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Another day in retail hell

November 24th, 2006 (03:24 pm)
drained

in the brain: drained
in the ears: The Mongeese - Bethesda

The three things I want most right now:

Beer
Bath
Bed

Not necessarily in that order.



Fuck you, Black Friday. Fuck you very much.

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Things you say when you're brain-dead

October 27th, 2006 (07:16 pm)
exhausted

in the brain: exhausted
in the ears: Sirenia - Lithium and a Lover

The Christmas music has arrived, but is not being played yet. For this, I am infinitely grateful, but I know the reprieve is only temporary.

Thank you to Caleb for one of the best karaoke nights I've ever attended, especially for singing Closer, and for immediately leaping up and knocking me off my ass when I screamed "MOSH PIT!"

Thank you to my four favorite Vampire stoners for bailing my sorry ass out later that night. I cannot begin to say how unbelievably awesome each and every one of you were.

Thank you to my father, for sending me this most excellent picture:

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Today I climbed a lot of ladders with a skirt on. If any passers-by had looked up, they would have seen that there were monkeys on my underwear.

I've been spending a hell of a lot of my time at work, although much less time than it feels like.

I haven't been sleeping much lately.

I miss a lot of people right now.

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Breakfast on Pluto

October 10th, 2006 (10:42 pm)
sore

in the brain: sore
in the ears: Lau Nau - Los Mimulla Olim

I had a bit of free time this afternoon, so instead of doing something useful, I spent most of my time playing around with the LJ Image Feed. There were a lot of very boring pictures, a lot of quizzes, and a lot of inexplicable stuff in Russian, but scattered in there were images of both amusement and horror, which I have posted here for your enjoyment. That's just what I do: waste time on the internet so you don't have to.

Clown face LOVES YOOOUUUUU!

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Enter if you DARE.Collapse )

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Chic Chalet and doom

September 27th, 2006 (10:04 pm)
tired

in the brain: tired tired tired
in the ears: Murder By Death - One More Notch

I wish I could find pictures of the ornaments that I put up today online, so that I could inflict them on all of you as well. (Yes, it's still only September, but that matters not to the gods of retail.) One of them looked like a severe skin infection. Another looked like the shiniest tumor I've ever seen. There was also an absolutely fabulous high-heeled stocking. I think of having to spend the next three months around this gaudy sparkly shit and cry.

Quote of the day, as said loudly by Caleb, in a crowded store:

"I've got glitter ALL OVER me. I look like I've been MAKING OUT with a DRAG QUEEN."

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Excuse my moment of girliness . . .

September 19th, 2006 (02:22 am)

. . . but HOLY CRAP.

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I miss my sister

September 6th, 2006 (10:11 pm)
nauseated

in the brain: nauseated
in the ears: Zoe Keating - Tetrishead

That little bitch went to Peru without me. I do talk to her on AIM on occasion, but she has a little difficulty because she's not used to speaking in English much and her keyboard is full of mystery keys which may well doom the entire world if she uses them. However, during our last conversation, after I pressed her for details, she was able to inform me of at least a couple of bits of Peruvian knowledge, which I have mostly paraphrased here for your viewing pleasure.

1. It's very hot in the day and very cold at night, but nobody really heats or cools anything.
2. Learning Quechua sucks. It uses ten million suffixes and weird consonant sounds from the back of the throat that do not want to exist.
3. Taxi drivers are wannabe racecar drivers and are usually trying to run over pedestrians. They are crazy and make her very afraid.
4. You do not have to keep cheese in the refrigerator.

I haven't seen her since June and won't see her again until December. I owe that little wanker a Seva shirt, too.

Love you, Kate. Get yourself a damn LJ account so you can read this.


In other news, Dune has consumed my brain. Why oh why can't I have my very own stillsuit?

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Part two in a series

August 30th, 2006 (12:07 pm)
weird

in the brain: weird
in the ears: Stairway To Heaven: the work in progress

Another of my multitude of stories, slightly longer this time.

Finding the perfect gift and getting lost in Silent HillCollapse )